I will. Because it’s hilarious that you think this will end his campaign when doing things like retweeting the KKK didn’t hurt him.

I have ceased to be surprised by literally any news story about Trump in the last four months. My bar for “I can’t believe someone did that!” behavior no longer exists.

I'll put that shit on a potato and it will taste so much better

Grits are horrible.

OH WHAT THE FUCK. That is so awful! I’m so sorry that happened to her!

Many newspapers were quite happy to print rumors rather than actually sticking to the truth. So what you’ve got then was this sudden thought—Oh heavens, there’s this terrible outbreak of poison murder. And it probably wasn’t any worse than it ever had been before, but it was just more widespread. And people became…

Our oldest is adopted, and I once heard a description of it that seemed apt. It’s like planning a trip to England and finding yourself in Germany when you land. It’s a different trip with different experiences, and you need to adjust your expectations, but it’s no less wonderful if you let it be.

Not defective. What you are doing is wonderful. Speaking as an adopted child, you will experience a bond and a love unlike any you’ve ever experienced in your life and that very few people in the world get to know. My mother is no less of a mother because she didn’t birth me herself, is in no way defective, and in no…

Not that exact element of this case, but the lack of impulse control and consideration of consequences.

Eggshell skull rule, motherfuckers.

Betsy had seen some shit.

Has anyone checked if Betsy’s family is okay?

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

Thanks to my desk job, I am at perpetual risk of turning into limestone.

Good!

LMFAO AT THE CANADIANS OMG

Can we get a regular Jezebel feature of police blotter stories please and thank you.