At least the Ouya actually happened, though. There’s zero chance of this thing ever existing.

Oh absolutely, I didn’t mean to imply that I’m defending it. Just that this is what the chart should have looked like if that’s what they’re doing.

Is it just me or has Sega spent the last 30 years (since Sonic 2sday of course) repeatedly fucking up at marketing their products??? I swear to Wise Fwom Yoh Gwave Guy it’s always bloody something with them!

This article doesn’t discuss the stupidest part of all this:

The Digital Deluxe Edition is five dollars more than the regular version.

I bet the awful Crimes of Grindelbored was more a factor than the Rowling stain. That killed every last drop of interest in new Potter stuff in my household, even before she started terfing it up (or before it reached us, at least). 

Considering how much larger their return on the Pokemon investment was, I assume they think they can make more dedicating these resources toward a different game.

It should be illegal for any non-individual entity to own a single family property. Fuck these corporations for trying to price gouge people on one of the cornerstones of basic human existence.

We could expose players to iterative design in video games again, but try it a little differently this time.

I was expecting it to be a little more open to interpretation. But those sound clips are yikes. 

Once again advising all Sonic fans to leave a clearly abusive relationship

Props to Jerod for not denying anything and just going straight at doing it again, and inviting the 3 big youtubers who put out the videos discrediting the official Top Gear video.

FWIW
He’s a remorseful dipshit that fully acknowledges and is taking responsibility for his mistake
he’s a better dipshit than most dipshits

If having to restart his career is the worst thing that comes of this he should count himself lucky. People get killed by stray bullets all the time, and I’m pretty sure a negligent discharge while drunk could be prosecuted as a felony if anyone cared enough to get the cops involved.

Man, SonicFox was a fantastic sport about it as well.  Cheered him on and everything after the match.  That’s the kind of sportsmanship we need in all big tournaments!

I’ve never been so disappointed by someone NOT biting it in a video in my entire life.

Well you say that but I’ve seen quite a few videos of people just standing in their driveway doing it without getting out of a car but I definitely can’t wait to watch the next challenge lol.

Worked in mobile gaming, I’ve personally conducted A/B testing on In App Purchase pricing on very large scale games, that many of you have played. I can almost guarantee this has happened to all of you, this is just the first time you were made aware of it.

Also, played like 50 hours of Zelda.

To be fair, it doesn’t look like the humans handled it so well either :P

Hiding your SSID is not a security measure. It can actually make it more vulnerable.