I take one large bite immediately, usually another about half way through, and if that doesn’t finish it off it’s the last bite too.

So you’re saying I can have your pickle spear

I’m going to strongly disagree with Drew on the wedding gift. If you’re in the wedding and you have to travel, then your presence (and the grand you sunk into everything) is your gift to the couple. Anyone who expects a gift after asking you to spend that much money to be a member of their wedding is an asshole and…

There’s a very simple reason why McQueary didn’t go to the cops right away: sometimes when we see things that go against our pre-existing beliefs, our brains work their asses off to come up with reasoning. McQueary respected Sandusky as a football coach and seeing him rape a child was outside of what he expected. So…

Just make sure we do it on a cloudy day, otherwise the shine off of those asses will attract the attention of every alien invader in the galaxy.

In football this would be his MMth (regular season) win, which is cooler, or MMXLVIIIth overall.

Ok, how many readers had to google search base-2 and 2048 to get this? Raise your hands...
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Just me? Fine.

“Bochy has reached the eleventh power!”

This was a long walk. Not entirely sure the payoff was worth it, but I respect the effort.

Bruce plans on rolling balls along his backyard with some of his pals.

I don’t care what they say, they can’t convince me base-2 is better than a home run.

The ironic thing about base-2 advocates is that many of them never get there.

I’m giving you a star not for the quality of the joke, but for how long of a road you walked to get there.

Bruce has been a good soldier of baseball for many years. Many years as backup catcher with the Padres, and longtime manager of the Padres and Giants. I will sure he will be happy about his retirement. I am often curious what happens when a sports figure retires. Many of time, they get behind the broadcast booth or…

“Mating Call” by Western Lowland Gorilla is a forgotten gem.

I know... They are a goofball band, though. 

Completely agree, ELP was totally underrated in the 90s.

BNL up to Maroon has a long-held place in my heart. I know they’re not “great” but they’re fun.

Should have just said Candlebox is the most underrated.  I would have gotten heckled a lot less

I saw Our Lady Peace in concert last year and they rocked just like it was the 90's, which is to say my mood was elevated slightly above casual indifference to their set.