Just make sure we do it on a cloudy day, otherwise the shine off of those asses will attract the attention of every alien invader in the galaxy.

In football this would be his MMth (regular season) win, which is cooler, or MMXLVIIIth overall.

Ok, how many readers had to google search base-2 and 2048 to get this? Raise your hands...
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Just me? Fine.

“Bochy has reached the eleventh power!”

This was a long walk. Not entirely sure the payoff was worth it, but I respect the effort.

Bruce plans on rolling balls along his backyard with some of his pals.

I don’t care what they say, they can’t convince me base-2 is better than a home run.

The ironic thing about base-2 advocates is that many of them never get there.

I’m giving you a star not for the quality of the joke, but for how long of a road you walked to get there.

Bruce has been a good soldier of baseball for many years. Many years as backup catcher with the Padres, and longtime manager of the Padres and Giants. I will sure he will be happy about his retirement. I am often curious what happens when a sports figure retires. Many of time, they get behind the broadcast booth or…

“Mating Call” by Western Lowland Gorilla is a forgotten gem.

I know... They are a goofball band, though. 

Completely agree, ELP was totally underrated in the 90s.

BNL up to Maroon has a long-held place in my heart. I know they’re not “great” but they’re fun.

Should have just said Candlebox is the most underrated.  I would have gotten heckled a lot less

Just saw Bush and Live on tour together. They were both stellar. Bush has shitty lyrics, but they play super tight live and have a lot of excitement and seem to be enjoying it. On the other hand Live(the band) is far better, but did not carry the same energy. Our Lady Peace was the opener. They played 5 songs and they…

I saw Our Lady Peace in concert last year and they rocked just like it was the 90's, which is to say my mood was elevated slightly above casual indifference to their set.

I see your Tonic and raise you Sponge

I agree - Live is a much better band. Unfortunately, they are currently touring with Bush, which means no matter which side of the debate you are on, you have to sit through half a shitty concert to see half a concert you like. 

The most underrated 90s band is either Local H or Our Lady Peace.
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