Good, see you in hell.

As a Clippers fan I am really enjoying the way Griffin is playing and will continue enjoying it until his season-ending injury in a few games.

This. I travel several times per month for work and I carry on a messenger bag. I don’t care what boarding group I’m in. I sit there in my seat and judge every person who jumps up as soon as the gate agent picks up the mic to queue up knowing damn well 90% of them have a ticket that says something like Group 317 on…

This doesn’t make any sense.

I like to play YBYL with the other savvy travelers in the boarding area... you board, you lose the chance to get that last sweet, sweet upgrade to first class. If you have to worry about overhead space, you can’t play this game.

If I’m going on a long trip I’ll just FedEx my baggage to my hotel. Shit shows up at the front desk and they’ll bring it up to your room. It’s cheaper than a lot of bag check fees (depending on the airline)

I once read that being well off is having enough to pay all your bills and enough left over to pay for a set of tires if the need arose. I’d amend this by saying “and having enough to pay to have your bag checked.” Life is good.

Exactly - and because of all the other assholes with their giant bags, it takes forever to de-plane anyway. By the time you get past baggage claim, your bag will be there waiting.

I’ll do you one better, the overhead bins should lock upon landing and only be opened once everyone without overhead luggage has disembarked. I’ve got to sit and wait on the plane an extra 10 minutes while Drew and the rest of the mouth breathers pulls down 3 overstuffed carry-on bags each? That’s bullshit.

Related to the overhead bin anxiety: Anyone who puts their luggage in the overhead bin sideways deserves to be flung out of the plane at 30,000 feet and crash into the cars below like Con Air.

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

Unfortunately, that strategy doesn’t always work:

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

“The same frozen water we use to ice our various and debilitating maladies fills the tumblers of brown liquor our fans cry into.” 

That kind of finish hasn’t been seen since the Laff-A-Lympics in 1977 when the Dread Baron and Mumbly switched the arrow on the detour sign.

Through three games, the additional talent seems to be helping Wiggins more than anything. Or perhaps it is his own maturation, but he is actually nabbing some boards and playing decent defense, and also finding some easy points off of cuts. Butler is the one who seems to be struggling to fit in, though he has been…

Check out Evan Turner’s reaction on the Portland bench after he sinks it

He also brilliantly combined Dirk’s one legged fadeaway with Draymond’s “natural shooting motion” high kick. Lot of potential in that move.

Fuck the Yankees.