I can always tell the difference between fresh cooked ground beef and beef that’s been precooked and added to a meal at a later time. Plus there’s always the browned bits in the bottom of the pan that immediately incorporate into whatever liquid/sauce is added to the meat.

Agree here totally. Pre-cooking meat dries it out, kills the flavor, and even ruins the texture.

Top 10 guards drafted in 2014: Exum, Marcus Smart, Nick Stauskas, Elfrid Payton

I don’t know or even care if this is true, but I would love for it to become Kinja schtick whenever something happens for someone in the commentariat to chime in, “That’s my [insert relationship] and I don’t like who [he/she/it] has become when they [insert crux of the story].

The difference being, Mr. Magoo was constantly doing dumb shit but it all tended to work out for him in the end.

Little early for that. Can’t you wait till after Halloween, you pervert?

Having bounced from the East Coast to the Midwest to Canada to the South, here’s some regionals I’ve discovered. Disclaimer, I’m white, so on the one hand some of it might be easier for me to see ‘cause their guard lowers, but on the other I’m not on the receiving end so YMMV.

MIDWEST: They’re super mega into college…

More than 10 times a day. And it really, truly is mentally and spiritually exhausting. I can’t imagine how much worse it would be if I were one of the dozens of millions of people who sit more squarely in the crosshairs of the cruelty and hatred he embodies.

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

...and it’s former 28-year-old rookie Brandon Weeden...

Oh look, we’ve finally found the proper time for people to kneel before the flag.

The Komen Foundation’s pretty garbage anyway so it’s not like this is dragging them down.

i knew i should have put money down on him to show.

as far as i can tell, the modern record for the worst defensive rating is the 1990-91 Denver Nuggets with 114.7. Last season, the Lakers brought up the rear in the league with a 113 Defensive Rating. Portland had the worst of any playoff team with 110.

Favorite Cutler gif ever:

I mean, it isn’t.

This the worst team and the two 8 seeds should have the highest chance at the number one pick. The incentive would be to get that last playoff spot so you can get a good chance at the top pick as well.

The solution should be a combo of the lottery draft and no divisions in the playoffs. It’s not good for the sport when good teams just miss it while crap teams in the other conference get in AND Then those other teams get a higher pick too. Using this lottery system and the divisions REALLY screws teams like the Sun’s…

The solution to that Phoenix team not getting rewarded is to do away with conferences for the playoffs. I understand that for travel purposes over the course of 82 games it makes sense to have conferences and divisions where you play the teams near you more often than others. But I see no good reason to have 3 shitty…

Cool. And thanks, but still recovering from the anxiety of frantically hiding the Photoshop window that had Kate’s boobs blown up to 800% from coworkers.