As a Cavs fan, my current state of mind is a combination of The “everything is fine” dog and the “I wanna die” dolphin

The thing about guys who “at times look like the best player in the league” is that they aren’t the best player in the league, but people treat them like they are. Kyrie is great. He should be a future HoFer if his career arc maintains. But if he genuinely wants to go somewhere else to “be his own man” and that’s not…

The Right Way IPA, by Unwritten Rule Breweries

TFW you press Publish once but you win the kinja jackpot instead.

a deaf woman

First of all, lol at your many attempts to make sure the Sanders people don’t flame you. Good luck with that.

Nope, LaVar would be in a trash can if this were true.

I hope Kirk Cousins goes to another franchise and wins a super bowl and Washington continues to never win anything

I’d be tempted to do one of these videos but make the color green and end the video by turning to the camera and saying, “We’re having a Velociraptor. We spared no expense.”

And then the screen goes black with a loud raptor scream from Jurassic Park.

I realize as an old, it’s my sworn duty to shake my fist at millennials and tell them to get off my lawn and shit, but some of this shit really just makes me think “what the fuck”, (and I’m only 42). I know we’re supposed to “let people like things”, but this seems dumb as shit.

(purple dust everywhere) HERMAPHRODITE!

I thought the gender reveal party didn’t happen until at least second base, maybe even third.

Yet another way assholes try to get you to look at them.

An excuse for 21st century yuppies to drink a shitload since nothing in the future won’t revolve around their goddamned kids.

What the fuck is a gender reveal party?

How could somebody pay for $110 to watch a serial abuser use a brain-scrambled dipshit as a human punching bag (in high def)? How do Adam Sandler movies make money? How can I make $5500/week working from home just like my aunt, ask me how.

Allen Iverson was on time.

There are hundreds of methods of solving these cubes. The challenge is finding the fastest algorithm and executing it.

What? That’s....not how this works. He was dead out at second because it was a force play. He’s not avoiding the double play by returning to first. What are you talking about? I’m sure Holliday has been on first when a ball has been hit to first, and I’m sure this is the only time he’s tried to run back to first.…

...we’re gonna overlook the fact that the trailer contains yet another use of an edgy remake of a familiar pop song as its background music.