The most accurate part of this video, I think, is Rose's 70 coming against the Knicks.

I'm surprised they were able to find him considering his tiny face was so well hidden in his gigantic head.

Shilly. I'd like to draw a distinction, here, between the rendered fat of a (reasonably) freshly-slaughtered animal, and the rendered fat of a sodden putrefied carcass that has been scooped out of a sewer pipe.

I'll never forget when he serenaded those brave astronauts.

I think you're right to assume anyone with a burner account is being 100% serious at being a horrible person.

They literally killed themselves? Man, I thought a mass suicide by football players would have been bigger news than Wayne tearing an ACL.

That doesn't count as helmet-to-helmet because it was the crown of the head and the receiver wasn't defenseless.

Helmet to helmet is legal since it wasn't the crown of his helmet.

why? the bronco player wasnt defenseless and the colt player didnt launch himself into the bronco player with the crown of his helmet.

Crown wasn't used and Holliday isn't defenseless.

Where's the customary Deadspin concussion sanctimony? Apparently punters can't cause brain damage...

There is no rule against making helmet contract with a runner

Gronk Back

It's only weird if you think "Flavored Malt Beverage" is the same thing as bourbon. I have never confused the two.

Serious question, has he played a full season since he left college?

20? I'm rooting for 5-10 min sub duty.

Dopey Man Gets Grumpy; Sends Sleepy, Sneezy, to Happy, Bashful Doc

Been saving this creation for a long time.

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

Hear, hear. When is a white guy gonna get a break for once...