Major League teams: “we don’t condone this sort of thing.”

Bob Marley and Me

What a wonderful and lighthearted scene to see at a baseball game. This gives me hope tha- what’s that? The fan in the hat was kicked out? Oh of course he was.

*furiously racks brain for best possible masturbation joke*
*explodes*

This is a remarkably long article for something that can be summed up by saying, “Impossible - Radiohead is godawful noise.”

While I appreciate the story of an African American man discovering the awesomeness of playoff hockey, I feel the lede is being buried here. More appropriate headline:

If, by that you mean Jags fans, then yes.

Stephen A: Skip, you know I love ya.

The South Carolina Palmetto-and-Moon design is very popular for residents of that state.

Not surprising. Normally Padres and Cardinals only agree nothing was seen when one of them actually touches someone.

She’s with an adult man wearing a backwards cap and carrying a baseball glove. That would be reason enough.

*Disapproval intensifies*

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

Saw a bunch of fans eating Skyline at the Reds game yesterday

Tyler: Mom, I know I disappointed you with this embarrassing scandal.

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

If you woke up after noon, nobody gives a fuck if you are confused.

They’ve been waiting for their chance to charge the mound ever since Randy Johnson murdered their mom.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”