The Breakfast Club is a terrible movie.

Your idea is probably better than the Marvel paint-by-numbers movie they’re going to make.

1. Luke was supposed to have a bigger role, but they didn’t want to overshadow new characters.

Marvel fanboys are tripping over themselves to make this comparison, as if no action movies have ever combined rock music and humor before GOTG.

Saw a bunch of fans eating Skyline at the Reds game yesterday

I personally think Ant Man was BAD. (Disjointed mess and you could really tell the director left halfway in, even Paul Rudd couldn’t make the protagonist likable, Evangeline Lily was a block of wood, the funny bits were in the trailer, and I was mostly bored through it.) But, clearly a lot of people disagree with me.

My problem is that the last 5 or so Marvel movies that were all said to be “the best Marvel movie yet” and they just did not do it for me. They all feel the same to me, and it never ends, it just multiplies. This movie won’t conclude anything, it’s just setting up a Black Panther movie, a Spider-Man movie, another…

Tyler: Mom, I know I disappointed you with this embarrassing scandal.

I like to meet the person who lined up for Transformers simply because Mark Wahlberg was in it.

Do you ever have fun? Do you know joy?

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

If you woke up after noon, nobody gives a fuck if you are confused.

They’ve been waiting for their chance to charge the mound ever since Randy Johnson murdered their mom.

I hate that the quotation is left open.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

I perfer Tim Russ’ explanation of The Star Wars

Cue complaints.