Can’t watch video, are tonsil stones mentioned? These can be a super pain, and there’s no easy way to make them go away.

This is a little off-topic, but... I had a friend who showed up to my father's funeral wearing jeans and work boots. Because that's what he wears for his job. He took his lunch break two hours early so he could come and pay his respects and I thought it was lovely. He made an effort to be there for my family and we…

I'm fine with the slowdown. Keep it up long enough and we can decrease revenues from ticketing poor people, trim the budget, and fire some cops. Start with any that have had excessive force complaints.

Yeah, but think of how fuckin' good the speech would have been if they'd won.

This bro shit is so fucking stupid.

People are making a big deal out of this because it's literally never happened before.

That's brilliant! I also need a masturbation theme.