I’ve gotten a great number of story ideas from the original White Wolf RPG’s, and now use the source-books more as reference materials than anything else.

“I feel sorry for guys packing into gyms, trying to look like how Calvin Klein or Tommy Hilfiger told them to.”

The guy doesn’t bleed to death because Henry wastes “eight fuckin aprons on that guy.”

I have no sympathy for the City of Glendale; they bent-over backwards to give the NHL a sweetheart deal and are now getting burned big time.

Back in high school, we had an assignment to hybridize two different species, and describe how they live, feed and reproduce. Most people hybridized two animals; but I convinced my group to hybridize vultures and fungi.

Now, I consider myself more altruistic than the next person. But I don’t think I’d sell my Revised-set near-mint Vesuvan Doppelganger for anything...not that its worth much.

How racist your neighborhood is towards black people...in primarily English-speaking areas.

Return to Zork!

“I’m a fucking demon!”

I’ll always know that game as “Othello.”

Is it Evil Week already?

I hate to bring you down, but season 1 of “Arrow,” also ended on this big of a scale, evoking so much pathos, that the following two season finales couldn’t top it.

But will it be affordable to buy a robot horse, or do I have to settle for the cheaper sheep?

To me, it seems like Jiaying was offended by Gonzales’s demand that the Inhumans at the Hideout be cataloged that caused her to go rogue on him.

It’s “Saved by the Bell,” meets Marvel?

Batfleck!

I would relish the Bulls in the Finals, so D-Rose has the opportunity to pull a Willis Reed!

Now, if they can only lose Whitlock...oh, and care about sports again more than pop culture.