Gene Roddenberry!

First "Too Many Cooks," and now this; I want Gawker Media to quit directing me to mind-fuck videos!

"Ladies and gentlemen, your 2016 McDonald's servers!"

I'm sensing a bias here.

If Real Madrid goes on to win the Champions League this year; in the future, hardly anyone will remember or care that Schalke went into the Bernabeu and beat hell out of The Merengues. Yes, it is significant that Monaco went into the Emirates and embarrassed Arsenal; but if they don't seal the deal on the return leg,…

I was wondering who the author of the FFP rules were! Glad to meet you!

Yes, poor Monaco are so cash-strapped.

I relive the best moments from my relationships on a disturbingly regular basis, and if anything, it keeps me from moving on.

Here's hoping Arsenal do the same at the Stade Louis II in Monaco next week!

I've been saying that there hasn't been original music written for some time. I remember someone telling me that grunge was the last original music movement, but grunge obviously drew from the punk of the late 70's and early 80's; and Kurt Cobain himself admitted that the sound he was going for from Nirvana was…

This is an important lesson for young men; while you're fruitlessly pursuing a young woman who's already told you "no," there's a young woman out there waiting to tell you "yes." So stop being an ass, and leave that girl alone, already!

Work on this!

"That pigment is made from humans."

Do I really have to watch "Dragonball: Evolution," and "Maleficent?"

Aye, Pepita!

We're starting to work ridiculous hours over here in the U.S.

You couldn't give us a clip?

Why couldn't the history of saltpeter be reflected when advancing to the modern era in Civ III? You don't know how many games I lost because I hadn't secured sources of saltpeter before my rivals did!

He was struggling to say "Dion Phaneuf" instead of "Captain Pylon."

I'm writing a lot more short stories.