I'm from El Paso, TX, where 80% of the population is Hispanic. I couldn't tell you the number of times I went to some sort of social gathering where most of the white people congregated together, as if they needed to gather in numbers for protection.

People have a right to a modicum of privacy.

My date dragged me to go see this, which is the last movie at the theater I wanted to see; now I'm going to have to find a date to go see the sequel!

Tina Fey is the hottest of them all.

Gotta watch that turn into Gambon.

Started from the bottom...and he's still there.

Personally, I like the Tired Temptress.

I downloaded "The Blair Witch Project" the day it came out in theaters, and saw it in my home, alone, in the middle of the night, in the dark...

I don't mind asking her about her breasts.

I was battling a minor bug once when I went camping with a few friends. The temperature dipped into the 50's at night, and the friend I shared a tent with ended up hogging the blankets, leaving me in my ratty, old sleeping bag that was doing a horrible job insulating me. I eventually made it to sleep, shivering and…

To all of Alan Cumming's photo-bombers: Wilkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!

I just realized it: Celebrity Culture exists in America in part because we have no royals to fawn/criticize!

I'm hoping real; I'm thinking fake.

He probably could be our future president; unfortunately, the system in the United States is still geared to push minority kids in to jail or the grave.

Anybody could step in and continue making millions for the owners. You have to be a special kind of incompetent to screw-up the money-printing machine that is the NFL.

"I was wondering what would break first; your spirit, or your body."

Well done, Sir.

I'll admit it, he's my man crush.

As someone who has lived in the southwest for most of his life, the first thing I think of when I see the name "Picacho" is "PIKACHU!"

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.