They are supporting the IDF with their boobs and butts because I think the average person, whether you're pro-Israeli or pro-Palestinian, is only paying attention to the suffering of the Palestinians in Gaza, and rightly-so. But with boobs and butts, you'll at least get page views where you normally wouldn't have.

"Fuck you, 'Jack the Giant Slayer' helped me pay my mortgage!"

I wouldn't mind finding out who "Jewoobs" is.

"Nobody needs a super-silly take on the mythical Greek hero,"

The Italians should be up there with the Germans; when I lived in Italy, I saw a lot of beach-goers, young and old, fit and not, who had no qualms ditching their bathing suits.

Seriously, what do we expect from a guy who got famous for humping a pie?

Listening to the news on Monday, I heard that no Israeli had yet been killed from the rockets being fired by Hamas from Gaza into Israel; yet dozens of Palestinians had been killed by bombs dropped by Israeli planes on Gaza, including women and children. They talked to a Palestinian woman, who fled from her home when…

Or Italy 5 or 6, or Uruguay 3 or 4.

The World Cup wasn't played during WWII; the last tournament was in '38, and didn't re-start until 1950.

She probably saw that episode of HIMYM where he's cavorting in the water.

This is the second time today I've read or heard someone implying doom and gloom for the US tomorrow: Portugal is not the 1970 Brazilian soccer team! They're more like the 2007 Cleveland Cavaliers; one superstar player who is able to single-handedly swing a game, surrounded by role-players and scrubs, and that…

How about a new Metroid game using the game pad in a way you do in Assassin's Creed and Arkham Origins.

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But guns don't kill people, right?

This is assuming Croatia beats Cameroon on Wednesday. And, this being sports, nothing is guaranteed.

I'd be totally bummed about not being Stacey Dash's boy-toy, but it doesn't matter because it turns out she's crazier than Tyra!

But maybe that's why Klinsmann left Landon off of the team; so the rest of them wouldn't have Landon to rely upon.

Like Michael Jordan at the Wizards: just because a star still wants to play doesn't mean he should.

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Is she attractive? While I wouldn't turn her down, I am not remotely interested in adding her on Twitter, Instagram, or any other social-media site.