How about a new Metroid game using the game pad in a way you do in Assassin's Creed and Arkham Origins.

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But guns don't kill people, right?

This is assuming Croatia beats Cameroon on Wednesday. And, this being sports, nothing is guaranteed.

I'd be totally bummed about not being Stacey Dash's boy-toy, but it doesn't matter because it turns out she's crazier than Tyra!

But maybe that's why Klinsmann left Landon off of the team; so the rest of them wouldn't have Landon to rely upon.

Like Michael Jordan at the Wizards: just because a star still wants to play doesn't mean he should.

Toronto Strong!

Is she attractive? While I wouldn't turn her down, I am not remotely interested in adding her on Twitter, Instagram, or any other social-media site.

I hope the money that Kanye gave to get him and his husband on the cover of Vogue was enough to recoup the price of the unsold issues.

Embarrasing is telling people not to vaccinate their kids based on conjecture.

Your list was spot-on, but I would switch Tecate and Dos Equis in the rankings.

I had a friend who used to complain that his girlfriend used to consistently climax before him; for me, it has always been 50/50 as to who gets theirs first, so I never understood where his frustration was coming from, no pun intended.

What bothers me about morons like the ones all up-in-arms about Pineda's use of pine tar is that they think it hurts the honor of this reputable gentleman's sport. Two words for you dopes: Ty Cobb.

For baseball fans my age (mid-30's), Sosa is one of the two memorable things about the Cubs during my lifetime. And if you take that away, all we're left with about the Cubs is Steve Bartman.

After having lived in Arizona for seven years, I think the state should officially change its name to "West Arkansas."

The funny thing is you don't even need advanced metrics to know the Leafs were in trouble: they regularly give up more shots, which means they aren't holding on to the puck very much; and no matter how good your goalies are, if you give up 40+ shots a game, chances are good you're going to lose.

Who let Chuck Palahniuk post comments?!?!?

Redundant.

So, Riley Cooper, who was recorded doing something bad, is okay; but DeSean Jackson, who only has tenuous ties to some horrible things, is not?