Extremely inappropriate and poorly executed; still made me chuckle, though.

Extremely inappropriate and poorly executed; but it still gave me a chuckle.

Douthat is a moron! I have a daughter and the only expectation I have for her is that she be happy. I don't care if she marries, has kids, is a lesbian or bisexual, goes to college, gets a good job, or any of that; as long as she's happy.

The Iron Man and Thor ones.

Is that the new 7th Street bridge?

I have a buddy who's a lawyer and scoffs regularly at courtroom depictions in TV/Movies.

I have a buddy who's a lawyer and scoffs regularly at courtroom depictions in TV/Movies.

I have a buddy who's a lawyer and scoffs regularly at courtroom depictions in TV/Movies.

I have a buddy who's a lawyer and scoffs regularly at courtroom depictions in TV/Movies.

Why do I feel like this might be lyrics to a Childish Gambino rap we have yet to hear?

At least it will be quick for us.

My feelings toward that line are tempered because my first thought after hearing it was, "Then why are you leaving, asshole?"

Since I started driving my more-economical-yet-closer-to-the-road vehicle, my blood pressure goes up every time I'm driving next to a semi. The thought of a tire blowout, or some moron cutting of the semi, causing him to swerve into me, is always fresh on my mind.

The problem with Arsenal wanting to sign another striker in the January transfer window is who do you get that is good quality that won't mind playing only during the Champions League/FA Cup/whenever you play Hull and Sunderland? If you get someone like Lewandowski, they won't want to ride the bench. And how do you…

I wouldn't call it a miracle, but France won.

Doing this would mean I would have to put off watching the back episodes of "Breaking Bad," "How I Met Your Mother," "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia," "Arrow," "Hetalia" and "Sherlock."

I'm the asshole who got Zac Stacy off of the waiver wire in my league.

Did they do the Super Bowl Shuffle?

But wait, guns don't kill people...

If only!