France being screwed by drawing Portugal? France may have been wildly inconsistent in previous tournaments; but Portugal are currently wildly inconsistent: last October, they nearly got beat at home by Northern Ireland; were losing 3-1 at Israel this past March; were troubled again by Northern Ireland last month; and…

I hate The Notebook AND The Fast and The Furriest; but I do love me some Music from Another Room.

No! I don't want to have to follow Mariah's Twitter account on the off-chance she posts almost-nudes of herself, ala Amanda Bynes.

I have never dated a woman who had a thigh gap.

And let's not be hypocrites here: fans love hockey fights! Five years ago, I was watching the Stars play the Coyotes here in Phoenix; it was the last game of the season, Phoenix was eliminated from the playoffs, and Dallas had their playoff spot already wrapped up. It was 3-0, Stars, after two periods, and the…

Two words: Rasheed Wallace

Comments like the ones Lindy received on Twitter make me sympathize with Ayn Rand about her preferring to live in an Intelligent Hell than a Stupid Paradise.

He might have been the only one who didn't see it coming!

You know somewhere out there is at least one dude who thinks to himself, "Damn, I could turn her if she gave me the chance, Chasing Amy-style!"

Just like people should be able to choose to not wear clothing, people should also be able to choose to not be naked.

Being funny beats looks any day; but Tina's got both.

Monterrey: third-largest city in Mexico; an hour from the US border; automatic rivalry with the Dallas Cowgirls or Houston Steers; and an owner who may or may not be a drug lord, but would still be more sane than Jerry Jones.

Being from El Paso, I was actually psyched about the show, until I found out it was written by a gringo who didn't even live in the area and doesn't speak Spanish.

Tina Fey isn't just funny, but BEAUTIFUL! Where can I be graced with the presence of a woman like her?

I was thinking the coyote was more vomiting the cardinal head that was on fire.

It is certainly sick, all right.

I think you can see one of Courtney's surgery scars.

I think the problem lies with the fact that most people don't go for complex carbs; their diet is composed of food with poor nutritional value and a lot of sugar, which causes the wild fluctuations in blood-sugar levels. And the article itself says that not all carbohydrates are bad; but the most widely available…

I don't remember Frank Miller ever being involved with something called "The Dark Knight Falls." Nice try, Biebs.