Monterrey: third-largest city in Mexico; an hour from the US border; automatic rivalry with the Dallas Cowgirls or Houston Steers; and an owner who may or may not be a drug lord, but would still be more sane than Jerry Jones.

Being from El Paso, I was actually psyched about the show, until I found out it was written by a gringo who didn't even live in the area and doesn't speak Spanish.

Tina Fey isn't just funny, but BEAUTIFUL! Where can I be graced with the presence of a woman like her?

I was thinking the coyote was more vomiting the cardinal head that was on fire.

It is certainly sick, all right.

I think you can see one of Courtney's surgery scars.

I think the problem lies with the fact that most people don't go for complex carbs; their diet is composed of food with poor nutritional value and a lot of sugar, which causes the wild fluctuations in blood-sugar levels. And the article itself says that not all carbohydrates are bad; but the most widely available…

I don't remember Frank Miller ever being involved with something called "The Dark Knight Falls." Nice try, Biebs.

You missed my favorite tweet about hating on the new Miss America, which started out, "I'm not racist, but..."

The "Eat, Pray, Love" syndrome, where white women think they can go off and immediately insinuate themselves into a non-white culture to find "inner peace and strength" while really going through a tiny fraction of what the local populace goes through on a daily basis.

How about Group H being the group of death? Barcelona still have Leo Messi, and now have Neymar; the most sought-after Brazilian after he wowed at the Olympics last year and the Confederations Cup this year. Milan have the devastating one-two punch of Balotelli and El-Shaarawy(please see highlights of the Milan-PSV…

It's been up for the past couple of months. It seems to run smoothly, syncing my documents before I close-up the program for the day.

Phoenix!

What's funny is that the papers in England are going crazy with this story, but hardly any paper in Spain knows anything about a deal being "imminent."

Back to who? During his time at Real AND his first stint at Spurs (that place whose logo is the chicken on the football) he was still under contract at Man City.

I have been living and driving in Phoenix for the past six years, and this has led me to believe that there are NO driving laws in Arizona: you can change lanes in an intersection; make a right turn on a red from the center lane; make a u-turn from the left turn lane on a red; treat the bike lane as if it were not…

Taught in Texas, not sure if it's law.

Where can I find a woman like Tina Fey?

But that's the game of football, when mystifying things happen, like an outclassed Chelsea squad beating the Galacticos of Bayern Munich, at the Allianz, for the Champions League!