Taught in Texas, not sure if it's law.

Where can I find a woman like Tina Fey?

But that's the game of football, when mystifying things happen, like an outclassed Chelsea squad beating the Galacticos of Bayern Munich, at the Allianz, for the Champions League!

This is the only time I'll agree with a Red Sox fan about something.

It's bad enough that Monaco completely inflated the costs for players this summer with the Falcao deal, but now everyone is going to try to gouge Arsenal because they know they need, at least, one center back.

Those people are all just aliens which is why you always see strange lights over the Marfa area!

You're so wrong on a lot of points, but not many.

But with high-speed rail, it wouldn't take 2 days, but just over a half-day.

What helps is that Fellaini looks like he's laughing at the diminutive Frenchman.

"Working-class people with insecure work and few resources, little stability, and no ability to plan for a foreseeable future become concerned with their own survival and often become unable to imagine being able to provide materially and emotionally for others. Insecure work changes peoples' non-work lives."

Low-hanging fruit that thinks the same as the nuts higher up in the tree!

va-jay-jay?!?!? This is why until recently Plan B wasn't sold to minors because even grown-ups can't be adult enough to say "vagina," or "vulva!"

Whenever I go out with a female, whether it's a work-lunch thing, or a date, or out with a friend, I always offer to pay. Nine times out of ten, my offer will be rebuffed, even when I insist. I don't always ask, but when I do ask why they won't accept my offer, the answer I always get is they don't want it to be…

It's a fragrance by Ed Hardy.

You probably look great, anyway.

Why won't Liverpool let Suarez leave? Because they don't have to let him do anything. He's under contract; and though not playing him could be just as detrimental to the club as letting him go, he can ride the pine for all John Henry cares. It'll be exactly like what happened to Tevez at Man City, where he rode the…

Des Moines, here I come!

Don't forget about certain strands of HPV(the non-cervical cancer causing ones).

Lindy, that's you?!? You're gorgeous!

Why not Phoenix? They can use my EPL Fantasy team name: Maricopa United.