Until 2014. THANKS OBAMA!

This assesement is only truly troubling in the United States, where the lack of a uniform and adequate safety net for the unemployed exacerbates the stress of trying to keep your job. Its not bad enough you'll lose your job and have lots of trouble finding another one, but you could lose your home and your family…

No matter what the history of the United States might have been in its 200+ years of existence, there would still be idiots like this. That being said, American idiots (Copyright: Green Day) feel free to bring up the horrors of war because its been 200 years since a war has been fought on U.S. soil. Unless they've…

No matter what the history of the United States might have been in its 200+ years of existence, there would still be idiots like this. That being said, American idiots (Copyright: Green Day) feel free to bring up the horrors of war because its been 200 years since a war has been fought on U.S. soil. Unless they've…

I don't know any registered nudists, but I have known quite a few people that prefer to be nude in their own homes. And after being around so many naked people, both male and female, there is very little about a human body that I find disgusting or unattractive. Bodies just are, and if someone is comfortable in…

I was born after Roe v. Wade (or Wade v. Boggs, as they said on "Family Guy"), and never have I thought "My God, I could have been aborted!" But even if I did, to let that make me promote an agenda that takes a viable medical option away from every woman is asinine! I would never encourage a woman to get an…

I always practiced my best grammar ever since I started on IRC. No matter what handle I used, people on UnderNet always knew it was me by the periods, question marks, ellipses and exclamation points.

Does that mean that food replicators, ala Star Trek, are still in play? That would solve world hunger.

This is a step in the right direction for better healthcare; but where is the tech to let doctors know what else a person ingests? A patient's diabetes medication will show that it is ineffective but won't show that it is because the person ingests too much fruit or starch. If we're going to invade people's privacy…

El Zoido! Muy Macho!

Personally, I dislike all the cutsie euphemisms that have emerged to describe a vagina, something we all know women have but can't have the sense to talk about like grown-ups. My least favorite has to be "va-jay-jay!" I would actually prefer a vulgarity to these silly words.

+Infinity! Well done!

Rape jokes are bad, but the vitriol directed towards Tosh, rightly so, is because he said that it would be hilarious if that woman was raped. If Tosh were funny, he would have turned that woman's comment into a joke, but all he did was prove he was an insensitive ass who isn't funny.

The problem wasn't Daniel Tosh's rape joke; it's the fact that Daniel Tosh isn't funny at all!

Never stopped to think that the brain uses so much energy; about 150 to 200 calories a day!

I'm a guy, and even I think this is Bulls&*t!

Unless I have a particular fondness for the civilization or the names of its cities, I always name my capital "Christopolis."

There are lots of points that I would like to gripe about in this article, but I'll concentrate on only one; your diet wrecks havoc on your body because you're eating things your ethnicity isn't used to eating! Before the last seventy years, we ate only what could be grown in our area. Now, we can eat açai and greek…

We are descended from chimps. Chimps congregate in groups. Groups of chimps will fight other groups of chimps just because they can.

The cysts form within your own cells, so it's very difficult for your immune system, let alone medication, to reach them.