I sent the video with Micheal Bolton to my 60 year old mom bc she loves Bolton. Now most of the text I get from here are memes related to lonely island content.

I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I’m not legit. I’m unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

GMC = Blockbuster.

I suspect the hand off will be more like the Blockbuster to Netflix hand off. 

Under promise and over deliver. Musk is making the big 3 look like blockbuster video.

TMZ got the story from someone. Very likely a first responder who’s job it was to not share the information. TMZ’s job is to share noteworthy information and they did. 

She posted a link to an article that someone else wrote. She will suffer more punishment than Kobe did for actually raping someone.

Random aside. I feel that way when people describe having a child as a miracle. If a teenage girl can do it in a high school bathroom it is decidedly not a miracle.  

The state that mandates they have dealers sell the Cars they manufacture bc something something free market?

They could have sided with California. You know the people who want to make things better and not just watch the world burn.

I’ve never felt good about her conviction. She certainly behaved in a way that I would describe as wrong but I’m not sure I feel it was criminal.

But as a Texan god damn Texas wine sucks. 

I’m really going to piss him off. I prefer reading about cars over driving and wrenching. 

Yeah my best friend’s brother owned two Dickies locations (Fast Food BBQ, if you’re unfamiliar) and he constantly bitched that the company charged him like $2.00 a pound for brisket but he could buy it from the grocery store for like $1.50 a pound and everything was priced that way from the plastic forks to the mashed…

I think if you were homeless and getting beaten on the streets being in a clinic on suicide watch is probably the best place for you then.  

Did anyone look into the stats? The woman initiated more often than the male, I’ve heard rumors of women like that but never met one. He ain’t going down on her nearly enough. Also, this guy has an under 100% organism ratio. If you are young enough to have the volume of sex these charts indicate you should be getting…

Have those been tested for how effective they are at keeping the dog safe? I clearly see how the dog not hitting the driver in the back of the head at 70mph helps the driver but I’ve never seen anything to suggest they really save or reduce injuries to the dog.

I guess I can’t speak to other people’s feelings but I’ve voted for HRC twice (2008 & 2016) and I have no problems with Bernie. I don’t agree with 100% of his policies but I’m a hypocrite so I don’t even believe in a 100% of my own policies. I’m more in Warren’s camp it would very happily vote for Bernie.

At one point in time I thought let the republicans elect Trump it’s not like anyone in Congress will work with him...

It makes her seem like a shitty parent to me. Like if the King required special skills I could understand saying someone is not ready but literally anyone can do what the queen does. She is holding the spot out of personal ego and greed. A good mother would want to see her son crowned king. I would have made him king…