Van Morrison is absolutely a dick. A older friend of mine vacationed in England and wound up in the same restaurant. Knowing already that you can’t actually ask him for anything — autograph, photo — when he approached Van to say he was a lifelong fan, the screamed response was, “I’m not ‘on’ all the fucking time!”

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

I was in Atlanta on business and took MARTA instead of renting a car. I had the worst head cold of my life and could not smell anything. I was coughing up a storm. About 5 minutes in to my ride I noticed people were staring at me strange, almost with fear. This went on for about two stops until a nice Asian lady came…