“Tesla Pulls Giant Lever Marked ‘Stonks’ Again”

Not pretending. Genuinely confused

I don’t get it, Torch. Nice shopping though.

gosh, you guys! It’s not that nefarious. You guys keep forgetting that millennials are working age now! This was *absolutely* the work of some 23 year old graphic designer intern whose whole idea of “Nissan History” is just “the two guys in the 370 department”

But Elon and his marketing department went hard on the idea you could sleep on your way to work. At a time when it was a glorified lane keep assist and semi bad emergency braking system.

The problem is all the idiots that believe Autopilot does way more than that. Technically, the use of “Autopilot” was ok, I don’t disagree with Musk.  BUT, when they saw the number of idiots that didn’t understand, Tesla should have modified their messaging.

> Dissed for believing in God in front of extras.

Worse in every way? It’s honestly better in almost everyway. You really don’t lose out on much, if anything, going to a Crosstrek over an Impreza. The Crosstrek has a smoother ride for our crumbling infrastructure, better climbs over the snow bank into your driveway, gives off an even more outdoorsy vibe, and is…

Same could be said for all but 1 of hamilton’s trophies as well.

Vettel is the only driver who won the title in a Newey-car in the last 20 years.

In your shoes I’d look long and hard at a Hyundai Kona EV or Kia Nero EV. Dunno why the Jalop staff never recommends EVs for these things but it seems like the perfect fit. Most people equate “fun to drive” with lots of off the line oomph, which EVs have in spades.

What about a family of four requires a minivan?

hey, its a helluva lot better than the C-HR. I don’t know why Toyota still thinks people in the US want funky Scion designs for their affordable small vehicles. I would welcome this over the C-HR in a heartbeat.

They specifically don’t want a vehicle that’s too big to too thirsty. Minivans are cool and all, but they are gigantic and drink gas. They are also expensive af if you want something reliable (e.g. anything not an FCA product).  People forget that minivans have moved into the luxury space and you can easily drop 50k+…

Yeah, your opinion might not be too popular around here but honestly, Tracy’s next door neighbors have good reason to be fed up with that crap. Having a stash of 10+ cars that look like they should be in the junk yard is something you can do when you live out in the sticks where no one cares what your driveway looks…

Good for them. I’d hate to live next to a junkyard too.

I’m not a fan of the snout, it sticks out in this strange bulbous shape. The rear, though... quite a looker, although it may just be the pro photographer lighting.

Why guess when you could look?

I’ve been cycling for 20 years and I fail to see the type of cyclist you’re talking about, but they’ve been prolifically chronicled on the internet. The only cyclists I see are the ones trying to not die while taking every safeguard available. I’m talking about road bikes, not kids on a rattle can painted BMX riding…

Raph mentions the atrocity that was the Caterham CT05, but didn’t post a picture. I just wanted to remind you all of how hideous that thing really was...