We really need a “Thumbs Down” button for these articles.

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Headline:  Living kills you; people in poor countries more at risk.  FIFY

The average American doesn’t have a spare $500 in savings for an emergency expense, but sure just go buy a $3,000 car. 

Google “Living near a freeway air pollution”

You aren’t going like what you see.

Exactly. This is a classic straw man argument stating the obvious fact that breathing polluted air in Bangladesh is bad so roll up your windows in Los Angeles.

Article: Driving with windows down exposes you to whatever is in the outside air more than if they were closed.

I was thinking this.
I don’t see a major or even minor EU or North American city on the list. This headline could have easily been “living in an developing nation that pollutes like its 1977 LA is bad for your health.”

Correct headline: idling in traffic with your windows down in developing countries with minimal pollution controls increases your exposure to pollution (which may or may not be a meaningful increase that has health outcomes because we didn’t test that).

you get extra points for saying them in order. Only a very stable genius can do that.

I should have added “fuck you I got mine.”

Finding joy in hurting other people is a core tenant of conservatism, along with selfishness, lack of empathy, general stupidity, hatred, and bigotry.  

Fuck Trump and his MAGAssholes. May they find connecting rods poking through their stupid blocks.

Justin I believe there has been a misunderstanding here. Trail Rated on modern Jeeps simply mean it will safely navigate shopping center parking lots and the occasional drive over a curb or parking block. 

Voice commands are hard to use when slurping Elon's nutsack.

Exactly. Counter-intuitive, stupid, dangerous. Twenty whatever the hell steps forward in EV visibility and disruption (and admittedly awesome acceleration/performance). Thirtyderp steps back in previously-perfected, frequently-used, safe vehicle operations.

Because touch screen!  Because fancy!  Because we don’t know how car interiors or driving work!  Because the laser eyeballs will do it, you don’t need to drive!  Autopilot! 

In before all the Tesla fanboys come and tell you how you are dumb, wrong, that windshield wiper controls in a touch screen are actually the best way to handle controlling them (because reasons), people who can’t figure it out are dumb, and you should bow before your new lord Elon Musk

Your addiction to old, broken cars has gone international.