If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Or just find a sport that isn’t 12 minutes of play surrounded by 2 hours of commercials.

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

These days, at least this year, a US Navy Ship returning to home port under her own power and not having rammed another ship or ran aground is enough to fly a “Mission Successful” banner....

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…

Meredith was my sister’s best friend in elementary school. I remember her as a laughing, lively red-headed seven-year-old who came to our house for sleepovers. I remember thinking that she was a good friend, that my sister was lucky in her friendship. The last time I saw her was at my sister’s wedding, which she…

Only the Rams could put 46 points on the board and still manage to punt five times in a game.

Parks and Rec is the superior show.

Any church or other religious organization that is physically capable of offering shelter during a disaster and doesn’t should have its tax-free status automatically revoked. They should have to pay taxes like any other business until they can prove their charitable value to the community.

And 7 million more who regularly watch his broadcasts. (Insert head exploding GIF)

That header image. Oof. How anyone can believe this man or give him a buck is well beyond me.

Just needs to hold out until Christmas, so Black Santa will bring her some ratings.

He’s a CEO, though. Once you get to a C-level job, you’re supposed to be able to handle the human side of your company with more tact than this.

Believe whatever makes you feel good. It’s what everyone else does.

yeah this reeks of mental illness or PCP. once in a psych ward i legit saw a guy turn into the hulk in every way but color. very nice man once he got his thorazine.

I’m guessing PCP, since he went full bezerker.

Road rage? Try PCP.

LeBron James will never be as successful as Michael Jordan.

This is Peak HamNo everyone.