What we need is AL Bundy in a Silence of the Lambs scenario! 

“But after the 11:46 p.m. alert came in, a ShotSpotter analyst manually overrode the algorithms and “reclassified” the sound as a gunshot.”

Is he a six-figger Tigger?

Ambrosia missed a golden chance to just reply, “Ma’am, I’m sorry you were Tiggered.”

Thankyou for your service.

Yeah we’re done here

Amen

Congratulations. You win the internet. Take the rest of the day off.

Shut down the thread.

So that’s why he’s called Winnie the Pooh.

TikTok: The worst thing the Internet has produced since Twitter.

Until the GQP goes after corporations for incentivizing immigrants to illegally enter the US to take low waged manual labor jobs then I know they don’t care about immigration. They only want to demonize Brown people looking for ways to feed their families and escape a dangerous situation in their homeland created…

Exactly. I don’t claim to know exactly what women want, but “not being shot to death” is probably on the list.

Well, the road itself is usually mostly empty and you can make really good time on your way to anywhere else. 

Is there literally anything of value at all...on route 32?

I’ve been through Hillsboro, OH and it is exactly as bass-ackward a town as you'd it to be. No surprise that Captain Chumpdick is from there 

“Why don’t women want to have sex with me??!?!”

Seriously. Evil but also so. fucking. pathetic.

Just another day in America. 

Great graphic is great