Her toes......

Reagan’s nickname was Cheetolini?

(rolls eyes and sighs loudly) For the last time, but probably not, a right to free speech isn’t guaranteed from anyone except the government, you dumb dishrag. Also: freedom of speech comes with accepting its consequences, you bunched up panty liner.

This is an important step, although as Carillo points out, no amount of money will ever make this right.

I think he's joking about the web design and how it isn't neccesarily great for the flow of the article.

I don’t think he would have been interested in your newsletter.

Ted Cruz, seen here showing what he’d do to Trump, if only he could get him alone.

Manchin is the kind of asshole who tries to convince abuse victims to go back to the person who beat them

So much to unpack here...

Or the one who was literally crying about how she had to pay for her own McDonald’s meal.

Police - “If you defund us, whose going to protect you?!?’

Good for him. I hope he wins.

“Blue lives splatter”
That’s beautiful. Thank you.

I was thinking Horst Weasel, but Birch works, too.

*rips out hair*

Gotta set them off in the neighborhood as an example, right?

Conservatives say people who are convicted of murder should be sentenced to death, yet they aren’t saying that about this guy. Now I wonder why that could be... ?

Or 1974's “It’s Alive” about an evil mutant newborn.

Her goal is to be the trans answer to Milo Yiannopoulos.

The GOP in California is not exactly a well-oiled machine helmed by the best and brightest.