Or attended a Fred Smoot houseboat party on Lake Minnetonka.

Buffalo buffalo buffal Buffalo buffalo buttholes. 

I can’t believe the guy hocking a nutritional supplement pyramid scheme would support something that’s proven harmful by science. Weird. 

If you can learn, and train yourself to recognize, the difference between “I’m offended because I’m a self-important, moralizing person.” and “I’m offended because you’re minimizing actual harm that has happened to me because we live in an unjust system.” you will have made the first step toward being a better human…

Did you just take a blow to the head? Are you okay, buddy?

I need to get to a doctor right away.

which then is evacuated via tubes that lead to a urethra or meatus, and then out of the body, usually in a piping-hot stream of gleaming saffron-colored urine.

you haven’t done a single other thing even remotely related to Israel other than Ivanka.

Unholy shitballs those last three words! *bows in awe*

Trump: “Wait a minute. No president has done what I’ve done.”

What astonishes me about the MyPillow guy is that he used to be such a hardcore crackhead his own dealer refused to sell him any more. He apparently was waving money, cash money at every dealer in town and they all were YOU NEED REHAB.

Or when the queen gave medals to the soldiers that murdered unarmed civilians at close range in the Derry Massacre. 

“All sides always respect the country and put it first no matter what. Our pride for our Mexico always comes ahead of everything and any cause.”

I’m mostly stunned by the inclusion of the clergy among his detractors—can you imagine any circumstance in which a contemporary American Christian leader would come out against against any rich asshole in this country, other than George Soros? The overwhelming majority of pastors I’ve ever met—and it’s more than a…

How do you get Carnegie's legacy unionized? Practice, practice, practice.

In this case, however, he’s using this myth to imply that abortion exceptions for incest and rape are wrong. Because that would... depopulate the human race? Make it so some hypothetical future person maybe wouldn’t be born?

This stupid fucking Stewart column is the epitome of burying the lede. If your interview subject WANTS to talk about his crimes - the thing that he is most notorious for - why the FUCK would you keep veering away? Even if it’s just on background and you feel queasy about violating that agreement (which, please)...…

I hope someone offers mental health services, life coaching, education, and job training to Ms. Brown so she can have at least 1/2 a chance out here. Maybe she can become an advocate for all the other women who’ve been incarcerated for protecting themselves. There is no way she should have ever been convicted in the…

Technically that’s not the same issue, that’s a completely different way prosecutors look to blame generally innocent people for the deaths of others, esp. those committed by police officers (so they’ve said the person was murdered, which means the officer is a murderer, but wasn’t charged? Huh?).

And yet, even though she was a victim of sex trafficking who finally fought back, they still won’t admit she should never had been in jail in the first place, let alone charged as an adult.  But she killed a rich white guy, so “justice” must be served.