Roy Moore would beg to differ.

Keep the Girl Scouts away from Moore.

suckos! *snort*

That doesn’t sound very democratic. Disenfranchisement doesn’t usually result in a progressive advance for society.

“...the American people voiced their judgment by delivering a decisive victory...”

How could a guy that rich have such shitty lawyers?

Yes, we should go back to the old system where accusations of sexual assault were routinely dismissed and swept under the rug and serial rapists were allowed to work with impunity for decades, because that was working out great for everyone involved. But by all means, let’s further indulge the myth that women make up…

Do you really want to travel the path of questioning people’s claims based upon their political affiliations? Evidence is there or it’s not, regardless of how you feel about the accuser.

The press has vetted the Franken allegations the same way they’ve vetted any of the other recent allegations of harassment and abuse—by interviewing friends and acquaintances who say the accuser told them about the incident years ago. In one case, the accuser’s confidants included one of the Huffington Post reporters…

EXACTLY. Someone had to install that James Bond level shit in his office. They didn’t bother to ask, “uhh, why do you need this Mr. Lauer?” That’s a big red flag IMO.

Can we focus on the whole “button his desk that locked his door” thing? Because that’s not exactly a standard office feature. People had to have known about that specific piece of things, and holy shit would that make me awful suspicious of anyone who asked for that to be installed.

The real Pocahontas was also a naked 11 year old when she met John Smith, which might explain why Trump uses her so much (that and she’s probably the only Native American whose name he knows).

Pocahontas is a really really bad movie, by far the worst of Disney’s 90s renaissance, but the main difference is Pocahontas is portrayed positively as a woman trying to unite races. Her name is never used to derisively mock someone in an attempt to further divide.

That is not dead which can eternal lie....

Great writing. I’d suggest one edit - *any day now. It dies and I am free. Any day.*

Well I would be dropping loads....of change into those kettles all the damn time if they did!

you would make a great press secretary

No, no we wouldn’t.  

“Okay...uh, I’ll name him Chief Wigwam.”

I imagine this isn’t the first time Kelly has responded to a question from Trump with “Sir, you have no idea. You have no idea.”