Yay!!!

Here’s a pretty compelling argument that Casablanca wasn’t actually in Morocco and actually took place on the gulf coast of Florida.

Rosebud is a glass dildo.

It would also send the message that accusing someone on fucking Twitter means they should resign. Are you crazy?

They’re testing the age of the ink on the yearbook? That sounds like NCIS gobbledygook. I picture them looking at an image of the yearbook on a computer screen and then Hannity very intently saying, “Enhance!”

BUT I WANT TO SMASH MY KEURIG MACHINE MORE!!!!!!!

She has Resting Alt-Right Face (RARF).

“Conservative nonprofit”- you mean, like one of Trump’s casinos?

It can be two things.

Republicans support pedophiles. It’s no wonder they love this baby.

“Not everyone is a winner,” say the people who insist that they’re always winning even when they’re obviously not.

america is free

Stealing is free.

Nothing is free? I have a whole spindle of old AOL CDs that says otherwise.

please say hello to our residents pedro & inez!

The Alamo?

(conservative destroys Keurig)

You know what liberals REALLY hate? Money. It’s why communists give as much to the government as possible.
I walked up to one once and stuffed their pockets full of $100 notes - the look on their face was priceless.