I honestly appreciate you pulling down those tweets. No hard feelings. I’ll do the same for you. All my best Sean

Reading the bible while masturbating is Televangelism at its very core. 

Seeing “transubstantiation” meaningfully referenced is the sort of thing I come to the AV Club boards for.

You missed [the] Target. ;)

It’s my new go to insult. I have been trying to avoid things that actually affect people in my insults (mental problems, political affiliations, or anything else of the sort). Something about dipshit just sounds better than “asshole” or calling them what they most likely are a “troll”.

I think you missed an opportunity to say dipshit

“Kinja Dammerung”

I think you’re laboring under the misapprehension that the Commentariat was some kind of locus of anti-Disney sentiment before the Kinja Dammerung. It wasn’t. Speaking as someone who trashed Disney and their stewardship of Marvel and Star Wars and got involved in long, drawn out flame wars because of it, I can attest…

Also long term strategic thinking and you have to be careful of what you say, especially if you have a hardcore DM (“That was a joke!” “You said it in character. The Archmage didn’t find it funny. You are now an ocelot. Permanently.”).

I know who he is. Admittedly, I didn’t read the byline until I was actually typing out my post.
My point still stands - maybe there are more deserving targets out there than having a go at actual interesting archaeological discoveries?

No, seriously, are you somehow unfamiliar with the work of Sean O’Neal, the author of this piece? Snarky tone is kind of his “thing.” As he’s demonstrated time and time again, right here on this site.

Wow.

I heard you like pyramids?

What’s with the snarky tone? Are you using leftover copy from a rejected pyramid article for The Onion?

I don’t think discomfort at being in a wheelchair excuses anything here, but possibly being full-on senile does. I’d be much happier with the apology if it just read, “Sorry, folks, grandpa doesn’t know where he is most of the time.”

Well he’s the President, so anything he does is legal, I heard it from the highest authority in the land, the President.

I mean, surely he can find other ways to cope with his disability than sexual assault? And I’d like to see where anyone was saying we should give Trump a pass.

Genesis 30:43

“Reached out for comments”? You better get the comments’ permission first, pal.

He probably got these ideas about how to treat women from the Bible.