What if, instead of The Big Lebowski, it were The Wig Lebobski and everyone was wearing wigs?

In a recent survey conducted by myself, 100% of drunk Facetacos prefer going to Wendy’s for a billion chicken nuggets and then yelling at the guy who says that the dining room is closed and only the drive-thru is open, and that I’m not allowed to walk through for safety reasons. My arguments that driving through while…

Exactly. This doesn’t even seem to be about justice anymore. Because whether or not Dassey committed the crime (I highly doubt he did), the entire process by which he was convicted of the crime was a miscarriage of justice, and should by all rights be thrown out. They are not fighting for any just cause, but merely…

It can be two things.

Does the state prosecutor actually believe he’s guilty and needs to be kept behind bars, or does it just make them look bad if his conviction is overturned?

Jesus Christ, give it up, Wisconsin. This is an embarrassment.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the NFL makes them extra-flammable. Buy them, burn them, repeat.

This nothingburger about emails is just a ploy by the lamestream media to distract everyone from the real story: Hillary’s Emails!!!

Well, she starts of strong. “Don’t be twats” is just universally advisable, regardless of context.

/blacklists every site Mexican Blade Runner visits at work

He knows much more about nuclear war than the generals.

Stephen Miller: MEIN FUHRER!!! I CAN WALK!!!

Now.. Now.. There’s no fighting in the war room.

Breaking News: Trump Blunders by Showing Everything, Even the Big Board to Russian Ambassador.

Look at the big board! It’s yuge! We’ve got the biggest board!

Kim Jong Un is not a god damn contest rival. You can’t “Skeevy Nickname” someone out of a nuclear war.

totally thought it was going to be “orange”

Brock Turner is a disgrace to Brocktune and the entire Mr. Belvedere fan community.

Man, you hear so many snowcloned jokes about somebody having their picture in the dictionary next to something shitty, but you so rarely see it actually play out. You get to be that guy, Turner!