“None of us is as dumb as all of us.”

Well, thanks for ruining that movie for me. : )

Anyone seen Dan Crenshaw’s YouTube videos? That posturing asshole has no business deriding anyone.

“There’s only one thing wrong with the Davies’ new baby...”

Yes. What a snowflake he is.

Calling Tucker Carlson a “news anchor” is a bit of a stretch.

“Be vewwy vewwy quiet. I’m hunting Babbits.”

Battery, actually.

They almost always make self righteous or baiting remarks after doing something like this.

No, the officer needs to find work in either the housekeeping or fast food industry.

Cicadas aren’t really blind, they can see at least 15 centimeters in front of them.

Did Trump actually have his pants on backwards? Hmmm, depends...

You probably wouldn’t operate a motorboat after drinking a bunch of them either.

Nah, we’re outraged at Amazon for being dicks.

You’re talking about boner pills, right?

That is the most impressive non-apology I’ve seen...TODAY.

Something something “facts don’t care about your feelings”

They haven’t found the culprit yet? Jeez, just leave us hanging...

I still remember the whine from conservatives, “Well, Obama did it!” to defend Trump’s actions. (BTW, Obama didn’t do it.)

“Will-motherfucking-Shakespeare ”