Better yet, “Why’d You Do What You Did?” by Marianne Faithfull

Overly aggressive behavior, extreme exercise, rough spotty skin complexion-a combination of signs that indicate steroid abuse.

Re the photo of Marjorie Taylor Green-does anyone else see subtle signs of steroid abuse, particularly in her complexion?

Good one!

To be fair, I’m sure ALL the white students were cringingly embarrassed by this.

I’m assuming he wasn’t referring to Buckwheat Zydeco.

Mitch McConnell is upset about this? Gosh, that’s too bad. How terribly unfortunate.

Deciding by surveying the athletes was a mistake. Last I checked, we don’t get to decide which rights to grant and which to take away by voting. The phrase “Tyranny by the majority” comes to mind. It’s why the USA is technically a republic, not a democracy.

The reason the defense was so ineffective is that there is no defense for this.

They got that advice directly from Trump. “You have to DOMINATE!” Unless they’re Trump supporters, of course.

“Blackula” or GTFO!

If he doesn’t want his temperature taken with a contactless thermometer, there are other ways to take it.

“Well, at least now he’s free to be featured in Gaetz’s awkward Instagram photos about patriotism and shit.”

He’s got a point about the airports. After all, the first thing George Washington did during the Revolution was to take control of the airports. (Donald Trump wouldn’t have said that if it weren’t true)

Carmen Miranda?

You probably have ethics.

“People in glass houses should not throw stones.”

I bet that’s the first time Joel Osteen said “don’t swallow.” (With apologies to Deadpool)

“The gun is good. The penis is evil.”

Yes, they are very nice sneakers.