Don’t forget, he also pardoned Eddie Gallagher, the Navy SEAL who-among other things, shot an unarmed teenaged girl in the stomach with a sniper rifle.

Unless you’re referring to Beatrix Kiddo.

I don’t think he’s allowed to use Air Force One when he’s no longer the president.

Melania also hates fucking Donald Trump.

Trump lost the majority of the military vote. When asked, military personnel gave various reasons, but all agreed that betraying the Kurds was their number one reason for voting against him.

“Here’s a question I find myself asking on a near-daily basis: What the hell is wrong with white people?”

Well, this one is going to be a prison bitch.

Well, at least Trump actually paid ONE consultant who worked for him. (I use the word “worked” loosely...)

“Activate... ‘The LASER.’ “

“Rigged.”

Ironically, they were probably really crappy suppressors.

@Michael Harriot: So, you know you’re generalizing, right? The thing you’re always accusing ALL white people of doing?

OK, here’s my prayer for Paula White: Jesus H. Christ...

So, if the Trumps were an organized crime family, Eric would be Fredo.

I have this mental image of Trump stuffing his fat face and say, “No, you can’t have any” to people with next to nothing.

Looks like someone is taking notes. : )

Cameron allowed the grand jury tapes to be released-except for the parts that would either clear him, or implicate him. Any guesses on which would happen?

I’m pretty sure there’s nothing in the Constitution about specially appointed groups indicting people in secret with no accountability. The Grand Jury system is BS.

They get to have their stuff when they die.

I think they’re giving him corticosteroids, not anabolic, so he probably won’t turn into the Hulk.