Can’t we just have him declared legally stupid?

Did you read Mary Trump’s book? Donald went to the movies the night his brother Freddie died.

I’m definitely not a fan of Sharia law, but I’d make an exception for lying/perjuring/thieving/bullying/murderous cops.

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That guy in “The Rundown.”

Why the hell would anyone even ask Trump a question like that? It just gives him an excuse to say something hateful so he can stroke his own ego.

Can Trump actually do that?

“Not if this Earth” was really good. (All three versions)

This might shed some light on why so many cops use choke holds.

The correct answer is A, but you’d be surprised how many cops chose B.

That’s not fair. Trump supporters can read, as long as they can move their lips while doing so.

Give some people an inch, and they think they’re a ruler.

“and even Alex-freaking-Trebek”

“No marijuana found in the car?” Jeez, you’d expect the cop would try to plant some.

So, torture porn?

There is absolutely nothing the protesters did that in any way violates that statute. Lame...

Ironically, Mystique is actually Senator Kelly now.

“What a terrible question to ask. So are white people. More white people, by the way. More white people.”

“If it’s Goya it’s got to be good-” Isn’t that Smuckers they’re talking about?

“Find a new job?” Dammit, why didn’t I think of that?