And a happy St. Swithin’s Day for tomorrow!

Well, that’s disturbing.

Don’t be too sure about the pardon. Trump has been known to fuck over his bootlickers before.

Don’t forget about freedom. We all hate freedom too.

Lycanthropy-a disease, not a crime.

“Liked” for your user name. Good one!

Good idea to add Manslaughter to the charges. Not sure what the laws are in Minnesota, but most places consider a criminal act that results in someone’s death to be murder, and the officer’s battery of George Floyd has to be considered criminal. So, just in case the murder charge doesn’t stick...

“Until they get burned, then slink off licking their wounds.”

Kids say the darndest things.

Why didn’t they just name the kid “Beat me up and take my lunch money?”

I’m picturing Trump stuffing his face with food and saying to someone who has next to nothing, “You can’t have any.”

And Donald Jr. would be Fredo.

“Anyway, it turns out that President Meat House is in New Delhi, India—who knows why he’s in New Delhi”

“Even if black voters assume she was lying (and they do), her lie still ranks lower than Mike’s apology, Pete’s posing, Biden’s crime bill, Amy’s incarceration of the innocent or Bernie’s battalion of abusive bros.”

So he’s saying, “Well, that’s what I heard.”

Use a bar of soap in a sock. It’s an old prison custom.

Can you cite a source for that story about them chasing down animals and killing them? I’ve heard the accusations, but I’ve also heard accusations about pizza parlors being a front for satanic child molesting rings run by Democrats and space aliens. Animal lovers killing animals for fun sounds like a bullshit…

Admittedly, PETA does some flaky stuff. But they also do a lot of good work.

Do you mean financially bankrupt or morally bankrupt?

This proves without a doubt that Pastor Troy isn’t gay! Good for him. Now he just has to keep on proving it for the rest of his life.