Still trying to understand why eating Tide Pods is a “thing.”

I have this mental picture of Kellyanne Conway unhinging her jaw and swallowing an entire sheep.

Hawk would be offended if he heard you refer to him as a “sidekick.” He’s an “associate.”

“Lady parts” is the clinical term.

Wow, cheap shot. Good idea, blame the murder victim.

Check out “Adult Wednesday Addams” on YouTube.

I think he was making a joke.

Hehe, “Master (race) baiter...”

Rhetorical question-how does he expect to get $100,000,000 from someone who doesn’t have it? And how does his lawyer expect to get paid? For a conniving opportunist, Zimmerman is kinda stupid. And apparently you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to be a lawyer these days.

You bet your ass

Watch out for sunburn.

You’ve never been to an anal bleaching party?

It would sell out even faster if they put a “For Adults Only” label on it.

Hey-I think some of those people aren’t black.

Activate...The “LASER.”

You know what the absolute worst candy is? I forget the name, but they’re hard marshmallows shaped like peanuts and colored orange. They’d serve those in hell. HELL!

I thought it was because he has a desire for more cows.

You’ve never been in a bayou and gotten close to an alligator, have you.

Reminds me of another news story a few months ago-a woman put a small octopus on her face for a social media picture...Octopuses have very sharp beaks. Guess what happened?

Tell that to the families of the people murdered by the Crips and Bloods gangs.