Exactly-that’s something a Bond villain would have in his office.

There is no bad time for toilet jokes.

I think the cat is adorable. ADORABLE!

Fun fact-a lot of inks are made from petroleum and contain microscopic fossils. So, the ink would come out at maybe 500,000,000 years old.

Or a whiner.

She may already be a wiener.

Or at least reasonably priced.

From a Dilbert cartoon about 20 years ago:

How about “Vorshvacht?” I understand that’s German for “dingdong.”

Donald Trump has pyramids 500 times larger as yours.

Dress Pat Boone up in studs and leather and you might have something.

“It’s hard work!” -George Bush

Garfield HATES Mondays.

Okay-thanks for clarifying that.

How about people being falsely accused and then falsely convicted? There was a wave of that in the 80's, notably the Fell’s Acre’s Day Care case in Massachusetts. Not that some people aren’t guilty, but there should be some real evidence before a conviction. In a number of these cases there were multiple accusations,…

It’s a dessert topping.

Condescend much?

“...one small commonsense regulation = taking away every gun from everybody forever.”

I just want to point out that the weapon used was fully automatic-these are already illegal to own. Not that it made much difference, I’m guessing the guy modified a semi automatic weapon to shoot full auto.

Good argument though.