The reason real he and Ben Roethlisberger didn’t get along was because they were too similar.

Awesome!

Steelers fans like him again now

How is it possible for a comment to be this perfect?

Derek Carr: "I would be more upset if I weren't so heavily sedated."

Considering the whole time this was happening there was an actual documentary crew following everyone around and filming as much as possible, that makes the comparison even more fitting.

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

+1 Alderaan being blown up by the Death Star

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

Sir this is a baseball post.

Red Sox manager Alex Cora called the decision to wave Devers around “a great send” by third base coach Carlos Febles, and whether you agree or not, surely we can all agree that it was gutsy as shit and it led to a badass ending to a baseball game.

The sound of the Boston crowd absolutely deflating is beautiful

The White Sox outscored the Bears today. What a fucking slog that game was. God I hate sports.

Ugh. Thanks for the reminder.

Now remember, just because he hasn’t had it fingered doesn’t mean he hasn’t had it eaten, so he could still have played for Detroit.

Buffalo buffalo buffal Buffalo buffalo buttholes. 

I guess this player hasn’t played for Detroit, then.

The Raiders Have No Idea What To Do With Antonio Brown

This is an abomination. He’s dead to me.