I’d argue that Snatch is every bit as good as Lock Stock. Rock’n’rolla, on the other hand, was not great.

“LA offered the Pels basically an entire starting 5. That this wasn’t enough to NOT BE FUCKING DICKS TO THEIR SUPERSTAR WHO HAS WAITED FOR THEM TO BUILD ANYTHING AROUND HIM TO WORK WITH blows my mind.”

Option A: Keep superstar and trade him later for players you want.
Option B: Trade superstar to Lakers for a bunch of…

I feel like this game would be way better if the server population was higher (ie: 3-4 more ships). The PvE is generally pretty easy/boring, and, unless you win the luck of the draw on the server it puts you on, PvP can also be pretty boring. One of the biggest issues with PvP, IMHO, is that when you sink a ship, it…

I feel like half the reason he’s nigh-undefendable is because every time anyone actually *does* defend him, he either gets two at the line or an and-one due to the most incidental of contact. That being said, he’s way the hell more entertaining to watch right now than he’s ever been before.

Get out of here, stalker.

“I canceled my subscription on March 13th, 2017. It’s been a little less than two years since then. Last week, I returned to the game...”

Replace Carell with Ben Stiller and it very easily could be one of the fake trailers that lead into Tropic Thunder.

Honest question: Did anyone watch the trailers for this movie and think that it was actually going to be good?

“I’m not a sports or esports guy, so maybe I’m an idiot. But how does this compare to a regular sports league?”

It doesn’t.

Next week, Samer writes an article for Jalopnik: “No Offense, But The All-New 2019 Ford Ranger Makes The Model TT Look Like A Bag Of Dogshit”

I was really disappointed on reading “Crispin” and then not seeing it followed up by “Glover.”

I thought the same thing.

Both of those look just as bad.

All the stars!

If only Roussel’s name was Claussen.

Alternatively, “Man Bites Pickles.”

Lost me at the red dot.

Obligatory:

“I’ve felt woozy and lightheaded even when I’m inside my apartment.”

Saturday was barf-inducing, but I didn’t feel like yesterday or today were all that bad.

“Thursday night’s totally awful and pointless contest between the 49ers and Raiders in the third quarter.”

Counterpoint: That game was way more entertaining than it had any business being.

Bonus Counterpoint: The remaining diehards suckers of Raider Nation will now have to cry forever about losing to third-string QB in…