Seriously.
Seriously.
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Such a good movie.
“MAYBE! should consider making a successor that takes the spirit of the originals just without the explicit licensing. Star Wars is a martial Arts Magic Show, at its heart. Pretty easy to get that spirit while not using lightsabers or ‘the force.’”
This right fucking here.
Ron Artest, to Stephen Jackson: “Jack, you think Khabib’s going to get in trouble?”
Kid looks like a shitty knockoff Michael Rapaport.
Best part in all these are the woodchipper and Logjammin’ references.
I wish I could star this one thousand times.
Well, for starters, your private chef makes you a pizza.
“Back in April, Ford announced that it was phasing out all small cars except the Ford Mustang and the Ford Focus Active in North America.”
In what world is the Mustang a small car?
That fixed it. Thank you!
I am, in fact. Hrm. I wonder if it’s intentional...
I cannot possibly be the only one who has problems with the way Kinja handles the formatting of Twitter posts/photos/videos. I can never actually see the damn things properly because they get cut off vertically at 150 pixels. Happens on my phone, my work PC, and my home PC.
SNAKE!?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!?!!?!?!?!
Nanites!?!? A weapon to surpass Metal Gear!
“racist safety guy”
Safety Nazis are the worst.
The Aquarium is killing it with radio commercials right now: “It’s summer, which means it’s time to trick your kids into learning something! Come visit the Monterey Bay Aquarium!”
As somebody who has been to a few roller derbies:
1) In my experience, roller derbies are held on roller hockey rinks, which are ovals.
2. Holy hell, is roller derby boring. I’d rather be forced to watch a golf tournament while strapped down in the A Clockwork Orange setup than watch that again.
Lebron to be the player/coach/owner of the Knicks, confirmed.