“Simulation-esque” is laughable, as well. I enjoy the game, but let’s not kid ourselves here.

SS: Bobby was the one who was saying these lines, like, “Do you scare with pumpkins?” And David Pumpkins would be like, “Get a life!”

Pop-Duncan 2020

“Rural Sociology and Life Span Human Development”

Those are things?

Not sure what this is, but it makes me think of Granny on Squidbillies.

I honestly liked the old de_dust3 back in the late beta days. de_dawn (basically an expanded version of de_dust, with a third route to CT left) was the best, though.

“Zelda’s developers decided that triangular geologic formations were perfect for two reasons...”

Geologist here. Those aren’t geologic formations, but are instead geographic features.

Neil Hamburger is way skinnier than that.

“Lag spikes, lobby glitches, and being 4'8" tall in FPP are all higher on the list than AFKers.”

This and the fact that the hit detection is hot garbage.

My uncle is a Red Mage and works for Square!

Nope. Read MLB Rule 2.00 (http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/downloads/y2007/02_definitions_of_terms.pdf), and you’ll find that height/stance absolutely is a factor, and the zone is having volume.

“The STRIKE ZONE is that area over home plate the upper limit of which is a horizontal line at the midpoint between the…

You know, the thing I wonder is this: Are those strike zone boxes that the networks use actually sized to each individual player and their batting stance (halfway between the top of the shoulders and top of the pants to the hollow beneath the kneecap)? Obviously, the width of the zone is going to be uniform for each…

It’s definitely legal in certain states, but each individual round is a destructive device that requires ATF approval (background check, tax stamp) for purchase.

I think he meant “Generation Z is wankers”?

“Kind of amazed it is legal to blow shit up with this anywhere in the U.S.”

It’s not.

Grant Brisbee is the best.

I live in Santa Clara, and, let me tell you: That stadium sucks. It’s like the anti-AT&T park.

“...its only competent coach since Bill Walsh...”

George Seifert coached the 49ers to two Super Bowls several years apart. Yeah, you can say that ‘89 was still Bill Walsh’s team, but the man was hardly incompetent.

Right man, at the right time. It’s really too bad about his back.