Chainsaw + Peak Zito

This guy gets it. His performances in the 2012 NLCS and World Series cemented it.

Of course I would post this on the night that Panik breaks the team record for most hits in a three-game series (12). There’s that pleasure.

Giants baseball used to be the good kind of torture. You know, Monty Python as the Spanish Inquisition, Chinese fingertraps, the last five minutes of math class, Judas Priest’s “Pain and Pleasure”...

But now? Now it’s just like having Ramsay Bolton as your roommate.

Pretty sure that they’re referring to Djimon Hounsou as the African dictator-type, when Forest Whitaker as Idi Amin in The Last King of Scotland was outstanding.

I would have been happier if he’d yelled “Fuck Stephen A. Smith!”

Honestly, Fool’s Errand wasn’t bad, as there was a sense of urgency to the story. Golden Fool, on the other hand, was just plodding and slow in comparison. I’m sure I’ll get to Fool’s Fate someday, but it’s definitely on the backburner for now.

I attempted to read Robin Hobb. I bought three books (Fool’s Errand, Golden Fool, and Fool’s Fate), but only managed to get through two, because, frankly, dear God were they boring.

That being said, they were a hell of a lot better than those Kingkiller books.

1. Get yourself a quality hot dog.
2. Split hot dog.
3. Cross-score hot dog, on both sides.
4. Grill “inside” of hot dog.
5. Flip dog when ready, and continue grilling.
6. When almost ready, insert dog-length dill pickle quarter into the split, drizzle with Tapatio or Sriracha, and cover with a thin slice of cheddar…

Can’t wait.

What boars? I’ve played like 70+ hours of Witcher 3 and never came across one?

Nevermind, I see the joke now.

Assists Per Game:
Paul 9.9 (Career)
Harden 2.5 (Past 3 Seasons)
Melo 3.1 (Career)

YOUR BALL STRUCK MY FOOT

“I’m getting a masters degree. I’m the furthest from ignorant.”

I wish I could like this 27 times.

“...the sniper would have had to have aimed 400' above the target to compensate.”

Not actually real.

Like, “close” close or “gg close” close?

“It’s only going to get worse from here.”

Mostly because the media will continue to give him coverage, rather than simply ignoring him.