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And then she’ll endorse Biden!

Clearly the truth is she will be at the Super Bowl. After the Chiefs win she will come out to the field and give Kelce a huge kiss. Then unhinge her jaw and swallow him whole on live television as she transforms into Taylor Swerpent the 300 foot long Snake God-Queen. After she feasts on the crowd she will turn the

The ‘Swift effect’ is being overstated here. Jason’s buzz stems from how he and his wonderful wife and kids came off in his own docu-special covering their own journey through last season culminating in the SB. Mama Kelce’s profile, stems from being the mother of the first brothers in history to face off in a SB,

It’s funny to me that you’re this much of a cunt but won’t type out the word cunt.

George Glass is real? Only Gen X’ers might get that joke though.

Fucking moron.