I got something similar only it was about my wife cheating on me. It was very elaborate with so-called “proof” that included photos of her and this other guy and text messages exchanged between them and stuff. The weirdest part about the scam was that they didn’t even ask for money, just some made up claim of “I’d…

Can I pay $2000 for them to tell my significant other for me?

He knows he will insist that his private “doctor” do the test and write a glowing letter saying that Trump is in excellent health and all his tests were positive.

We need a whole new diagnosis to make sense of this...person. He’s like a psychological projection machine—every single accusation is an indictment of that quality or behavior in himself—in stunning, perfect reflection. Her foundation is corrupt! No, but yours is. She has no plan! No, you have no plan. She’s got…

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Oh, good, I can repost this comment:

Maybe during Wednesday’s debate, halfway through, she can offer Trump to take a break so he can go “powder his nose.”

And still the “Family Values” maniacs are clapping their tiny little, pristine hands over their totally empty chests and saying “Oh my, Donnie, you scamp” and then pretending they did not see a thing. Five seconds later they pull their smiling masks off and reveal their puckered lips and frantically scanning eyeballs…

Let’s get some things straight...

I can’t believe how far I read before I realized that might not be verbatim.

For those at work, I have the transcript:

You’re comparing Maddow to Sean Hannity.

Every fucking thing out of Trump’s mouth requires 8 or 9 people to follow up and try to explain what he REALLY meant. It’s amazing for a man with the best words. I would love for someone to ask one of his post-explainers, ‘Why is it that everything he says has to come with footnotes?”

Not necessary. They don’t make the hiring decisions on the ground anyway.

If we as a country are going to have a serious and frank discussion about the American immigration policy, then it’s high time that we admit one simple truth:

Manafort: “Mr. Trump, we have a real problem with Hispanics. We need to adjust your messaging on immigration and economic equality. I’ve prepared a white paper with some policy proposals”

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

Shhhhh. It sounds like you’re dangerously close to saying laissez-faire free-market red-blooded American capitalism resulted in the loss of American jobs. And we all know that can’t be right!

Canadian here. FTR - We freaking LOVE President Obama up here and are horrified by the thought of a Trump presidency.