I am inclined to say a number of things that I think you need to hear because it's so rare that they are returned:

Dude, kudos to you for owning it repeatedly. I've said some incorrect stuff on here and the worst part is that you'll be getting notifications for months with people correcting you because they didn't read the whole thread.

Yeah, I made a mistake of taking his first assumption as an absolute, I missed a when at the beginning.

Yeah, I made a mistake.

Yup. I fucked up there, big time.

I made a reading error, and I am fully redacting my statement.

I missed the "when" in his statement, and I am wrong.

Ok, there is a when in there. Sorry, I fucked up. Thanks for pointing that out.

"It was one of the funniest/strangest/most disgusting and confusing things I've ever seen in my life."

Wearing brassieres should be illegal, too. At 62 years old I'm so sick of these damn things I want to dynamite them.

If they outlaw blowjobs and butt secks only the criminals will have blowjobs and butt secks.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

"skyrocketed male gametes, in a vigorous race against millions of other single-tasked cells, finds and penetrates a fertile ovum" is a hugely inaccurate myth. It's actually more like: "First, a wastefully huge swarm of sperm weakly flops along, its members bumping into walls and flailing aimlessly through thick…