2-day early Andy Hutchins breakdown of it, or it didn't happen. #comments

P.S. - Drew Magary is an asshole and I hope he burns in hell. <3

the NFL will never allow Limbaugh to buy into their league

@comment_ninja: LEAF RYAN ALONE!

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I sort of decided I didn't want to play because, for something I loved for so long, it sure gave me a lot of pain

Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one

Oh its already been brrrrrrung.

@Lenny Dykstra's Roadbeef: For starters, you should try to be funny.

@Hatey McLife: Bison Dele gave up his buoyancy

He was only holding it for a friend.

@LUV_TRUK: And the Democrats are the New York Jets.

@I Like Cheap Beer: Oh come on. That's insulting to both Petchesky and Craggs.

Its fairly pointless to point to anyone, even registered and current members of your party, as heroes of your party. But what do you expect? Its politics, and its always asinine.

@Steve U: LLOL

@Dr. Spaceman, Esq.: Its the mayo. Fucks up your stomach. And your SOULLLLLLL

@J-No: I don't wanna wait

@DennyCrane: Paging Shakey, paging Shakey...

OMG. I dated this one girl in high school who was on the flag football team. I have never met a more self-absorbed, sex-obsessed person in my life. ALL she would do is talk about how she wanted to have sex with me, or she'd make me let her... do other things to my body. Ugh... I don't even want to think about…

It felt like Mike Tyson had punched me in the stomach