@MikeStantonWalkOffBalk: Yeah, what's the issue here?

@Steve U: Liar.

Well what do you expect from Henne? Ricky Williams killed his pigeons an hour before the game and poise is really all he has left.

From your July article:

@DirkToberFest: LOL... since Favre has lost so many games and thrown so many interceptions this year... that's really funny!

Hating on DC? And you expect to find sympathy here on Deadspin?

I really misth my tiger.

In a video statement released later, the 49ers were heartily against this.

@SavetoFavorites: I stand behind nothing. Nothing but my enormous shwang.

@Billy Clyde Puckett: Ain't NOBODY seen this coming, multi-millionaire or not. Really, even Brandon Marshall didn't see this coming; you think Reilly's got a better inside view than him?

At least he admits it:

They are playing exceptionally well right now, but the year isn't over yet. And lets face it, I haven't seen ANYONE who didn't think the same thing about McDaniels.

@Business_Socks: That is the greatest thing I've seen/heard/read all day.

friends spotted Kim returning to the team hotel "sideways"

@Weed Against Speed: She might as well jump... on my DICK!!!

So now, when the Broncos end up 6-10 and Kyle Orton punches out Brandon Stokley at the Linc in the 3rd quarter, we can at least remember how much potential McDaniels had.

@HIV 2 Elway: I wouldn't call Shanoff a "stallion."

@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: No, no. That thing is "fistiN." Tommy's was clearly "fistinG."

Yankees Sweep, Shove Coathanger Up Twins' Respective Cooches

Ah. Suddenly "vacation" gets put into perspective.